I have never seen this show, but I've heard good things... This is enough to convince me to watch it.






In other news.... I don't feel like going to work today. :(

Okay, so I just had a dream that I gave birth. Here's how it went.


First of all, I was pregnant with the 8th child of Jon and Kate Gosselin ... as in JON & KATE PLUS 8. Clearly I have been watching this show way too much. Why I would be pregnant with their last child is completely beyond me, but there it is. So I'm feeling contractions, and I go to the hospital, where they just sort of look at me and are like, "What?" Meanwhile, I like can't stand because I'm in so much pain, so they get me a wheelchair, and then I call my mom and like flip out, and she's like, "Well how dilated are you?" Clearly, I'm not sure how this works because the way the nurse found out was not correct to say the least, and then she said "under twenty one. You'll be out of here in less than a day" WHAT?



Okay so then I'm in a room just sort of having contractions. Guess who's with me. Not a male who could be the father, not my family, no friends, but the GOSSELIN CHILDREN and STACY AND CLINTON FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR. And if it wasn't weird enough, every time I got a contraction, it was Clinton's hand I held, etc. etc. THEN, the babies started fighting so I sent them out in pairs to do something my conscious mind doesn't understand, and the next part makes too little sense to explain here.


Also, my parents were worried about how we were going to turn the guest room into a nursery so fast (as if we hadn't had nine months), and I was like, "But aren't we giving the babt back to Jon and Kate?" Omg, it was weird. Then, I found out that my labor was being aired on TLC, in real time!!

Then I was with my roommates listening to some extremely depressing music, and they were all like "Let's go out!" So we all got dressed and for some reason the club was in a really shitty part of New York City, in a hospital which had the name "Johns Hopkins." And we had to cross a rickety movie bridge to get to it.


So I was going to go to the club, but then they walked away from me too fast and I couldn't keep up, and then I was on an elevator with my mom and a girl from my school, Lindsay, who just had a baby, and the elevator was making me feel really, really nauseous and Lindsay was sort of laughing at me because she recognized everything I was going through.....

Then I finally woke up.

Does anyone want to tell me what in God's green goodness is wrong with me, plz?







ALSO: I have seen no one but my family in, like weeks, or at least it feels that way. I need to learn how to use my phone, oy vey....

I like hate every layout LJ offers me for free. Does anyone know where I can get a better one/how I use the ones I find in communities or whatever? Does anyone have suggestions for where to find purty ones?

all_we_love, I stole this from you without participating first. I hope I haven't made you angry!! >.<


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